ok so i have a new favorite song and u guys all have to go listen to it cause if u dont i wil probably throw flaming babies at u and that is never good. sad day !_! the song is
Fer Sure - medic droid
oh yeah and i have a kick ass bracelet u guys could never have cause some scene girl downtown portland gave it to me ;)

so yeah there is this show on the channel "oh!" oxygen for women and there is this show called "I Am Mandy Moore" and then kiri was in the room and i was watching tv and i said the show could be called "i am adam mohr" and then we said mine could be a parody and then me and mandy could make a parody of both our shows and then she made up this song about us ^__^ ask her to sing it for you!

What is one food that you refuse to try? Why?
well ok... what food will i not try? well i mean i have tryed baby flesh and fryed small child which are bit a both chewy but if u marinate them for a good day it takes the toughness out and u get a good juice going throughout when u bite into it . *drools* but back to the question umm one thing i wont try would probably be umm dolphin? idk...

so the other day while doing my business on the toilet i was thinking (as i always do) people say ur fist is the size of ur heart. so what if u were a giant but had a deformality, would ur heart be tiny? or vice versa? like e midget with freakishly huge hands. so yeah u think about that one.

so in the days from here on out i am going to be making random posts at random times called "toilet logs" because if i ever make a book it is going to be called If Toilets Could Talk cause it seems like whenever i am on the toilet i have amazing ideas or thoughts and here is where i will post them since the first step to making a book is LJ so be ready for some amazingness.

well u know how like most people when they are in a relationship they want both people to be happy? and like they want both people to be honest and be able to show emotion? idk if i am just saying this cause i am tired but i think about it a lot... i don't want that relationship... i want the other guy to be an emotional wreck
i want to get in fights... i want to make up every other day... i want to be at like school and they come to my school and just absolutely have to talk to me... u know what i mean? i don't want a perfect relationship... and the type i am thinking of scares me... i want to love my boyfriend... but being perfect is no good. idk it just makes me feel wierd when i think about it...

ok so i dont care what anyone says (kelly i am not lazy!!) but i have wanted to post a random list of things i hate to do but have to do them. (and i have told lmoe and she agrees with me on some of these)

1)drying off after a shower
2)typing in usernames and passwords
3)straightening my hair
4)getting my hair cut
5)waiting in lines
6)idk the rest so in random posts if i think of any i will just put the number i am on and post it

so earlier i was going to tell lmoe and jelly (lolz i meesed up but this is silly) *kelly something but then decided not to cause it was gross but kelly wants to know so here it goes.

One day my crotch smelled like tuna and i have no idea why...

What is one of the nicest things you've ever done for another person? wait before i do this
ZOMG KELLY!! i think i thought of a euphanism!! "i looked at ur slushie and it was a frothy mess of clouds" i am so good! "I AM PUMPED!!" ok now for the writing prompt. the nicest thing i have done for someone... well once i gave this child a bike but then when they started to ride on it they rode into traffic and died but the bike was not in bad shape so i returned it and got my $50 back... i am so nice...

If you could rename yourself in real life, what would you choose, and why? i would choose rico no middle or last name) then i would make a movie called " from rico with ♥" and here is how this MASTERPIECE would go. (the story of my life)

opening scene 1 - a small asian child is rolling around and playing WITH a baby polar bear in a PLAIN white room with a very soft monk chant in the BACKGROUND and then the scene melts away and there is a war going on but like not gun shots or anything but a FOOD fight at a high school in suburban Maine. then as the camera focuses on a glob or macaroni and CHEESE flying through the air in slow motion and right as it hits a small girl who is just there explosions go off and people die...

scene 2 - a black women is walking home in the dark and then her cell phone rings and Lakishaw (THE W IS SILENT) calls and this omnious black woman goes to her house. they then proceede to watch wheel of fortune and get a call to be on family feud. so then they find 2 other black people to be in their "family" (one of them being jill) they then dominate family feud and win butt loads of cash. but all that is besides the point. as they walk out of the studio the insane std filled homeless man comes asking for money and one of the black woman says "OH HELL NO BITCH!!" and he gets shot but somehow i think his stds formed together to make him like immortal so even though he seems dead he so is not.

scene 3 - rodrigo is in a cage match with a communist baby but SINCE rogrigo sucks at fighting she loses. so as that ends the camera focuses on a man who walks outside and starts to SMOKE but as he starts to smoke he hears "I THINK THAT IS MIGHTY FINE!" and he gets pole vaulted... that was so insta-fail for him and his life. then a midget walks up and STEALS his wallet and proceeds to steal his identity and then makes a fake profile on a dating site and goes out with this women and then she see's him and he is a midget and she pulls out a knife and slits his throat cause she hates midgets to the max!

scene 4 - this scene starts out with a GROUP of ducks swimming in a pond but a shark comes up and eats them so that sucks to be them... so then the camera focuses on a girl who is in her house and decides she wants honey twist pretzels. she walks into the living room and she steps into a rip current and as she is about to be drawn into her impending doom birdo/jesus runs by yellng "I'M ON FIRE I'M ON FIRE" and the girl was never seen again except the next day she shows up at a asian buffet and has this person she bought translate random things.

scene 5 - the FINAL scene (maybe) so birdo i mean jesus is playing mario party 8 on the wii and losing really badly and just then the room fogs up and captain planet appears!! he is so bringing pollution down to ZERO!! and then this woman who just got $100 buys him and makes him dump pollution into places and dumps him with it and he hates it and so then she enters him into the illegal baby fighting and leila baby and her gang kills him... "POLLUTED!!" and so the next morning the camera is in a house and pans to a bedroom where real hot yaoi is happening uncensored and just then the camera explodes and the screen is black and u think the movie is OVER but its not and after umm i'd say about 20 mins a letter falls to the screen and it says...




"THIS MOVIE WAS MIGHTY FINE!!" and then a anteater comes and eats the letter and it has drugs in it to the anteater gets high...

so thats what i would do if i could change my name for the day.

What are you afraid of? well lets not get head of ourselves here.
1)i am back on LJ
2)kelly made me an awsome layout so go see it or i will pole vault u
3)i am mostly going to do random writing prompts that LJ or someone gives me
4)MIGHTY FINE!!
ok so what am i afraid of? well lets see communist babies,poo being thrown at me,drowning,getting arrested for illegal baby fighting,the rain when my hair is done all good,and other things but i cant think of any right now. tell me if u like the layout kelly moe made me \

well i haven't updated in like forever. i have been busy and then when i wanted to update i just didn't feel like it. god, i'm sooooooooooo lazy. what a fat ass. well i have been here for a week wait maybe 2 weeks?? i really don't know but what i do know is that here is alot better then dad's house. i fucking hate him with tons of passion. when my sister calls he hasn't even asked to talk to me. which proves the theory my dad doesn't care about me at all. he also is trying to get $400 dollars in child support from my mom which he still has back pay to pay my mom. what an ass wipe! god, i just want to fucking punch him in that face of his. well i don't want to type anymore right now but i will update later. byes!


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so today is the last day of school and i only have one EOC left which just so hapens to be the longest one. 100 questions and it is my interior design test. i really just want to get it over with so i can get home and clan up my room, pack the rest of my shit and find a box for my amp if erin didn't. i leave tommorow but we have to leave anywhere from 3:00 am to 3:30 am. that is way too early but it doesn't matter because i might try to sleep tonight but i know i won't get much sleep even if i try and if i don't sleep i know i won't sleep on the plane or on the ride to the airport which by the way is 2 hours, and thats why we have to leave at 3:00 or 3:30. so i won't get much sleep but it doesn't matter because i am too excited. when i get picked up at the airport they won't have my nephew weylin who is 3 because we are going to OLIVE GARDEN!!!!!!!!!!! hell yeah bitches!!!!! and when weylin goes to restaurants he is crazy so they are leaving him in school so we can go to OLIVE GARDEN!! well i have to go so byes!


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so me and annie (katie) stayed at kelly m's house this weekend and on saturday night we went to ruby tuesdays for dinner and i orderded off the kids menu and then we went into the mall and into the arcade where i played some DDR then into hot topic where all clearence items were an additional 50% off so i got a teal shirt that says Panic! AT The Disco and the words are in yellow! i know i know... i actually bought something that is color... and i actually like it alot (oh yeah, it had some wierd worm person on it) but i still love it. when we were at kelly's house she let me play guild wars because i can't play it till i get to oregon. we also burnt me brokeback mountain and played some devil may cry (cum). if you have ever played that game, you probably have noticed that dnate is a complete and total panzie!!!!!!!! which reminds me that me and kelly are going to try and make a cd of my songs before i leave. i'm going to her house on wednesday after school since it's a half day. thats the last time i wil ever be at kelly's house and be able to see elmo! !_! !_! !_! !_! !_! !_! x_x x_x x_x i am so sad to leave but i really want to get away from dad and i really want to see mom and nat and weylin and (azlyn) *don't know how to spell her name. only 5 more days until i leave! all i have to do is get through 2 days of full school and then EOCs which are half days! well i don't think this is all i am going to write but math is over so i am going for right now. byes!

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well me and dad are officialy at eachothers throats and so don't expect any thing to get better before i leave and erin can't come so we have to leave like at 3:00 in the morning! if i could fix it?? i don't know if i would. i love everyone here but i think i need to be back with my mom and my sister. i love you guys and only like 5 days till i'm there! ^_^ loves!

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i really wish that today was june 9th so i could be on my way to oregon. i know that i have lots of friends here but i just want to leave and be with my mom sister and everybody in oregon. i have packed my bags just to make sure and i have a box filled with things that don't fit ready to be sent off. i packed my pre packed my suitcase and all my clothes fit an my pillow. on the 8th when we leave to raleigh to stay at Erin's friends house, i just found out we are taking the kids to their dad's house out there. i am mad! if they make on fucking word on our way there... lets just say that they won't want to open their mouths anymore on the way there. i also called the airlines and they said i can take my guitar as my carry on and i can take my zippo on if it has no lighter fluid in it, so i will just burn things for the fun of it. i am so excited because this saturday me and annie are staying at kelly m's house and on the friday before then i am going bowling with sam and rena. then on saturday i wil just figure out someone to hang out with because this is my last weekend here before i levae. i leave on june 9th which is the last day of school and i leave at 6:40 in the morning! i get free breakfast though and i make my one stop in NY for like an hour. well we are leaving the lag because math is about out. byes!

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so i had my going away "party" on monday with kelly and fluffy and they gave me bugles! *drools* ^_^ but befoe that i went and saw over the hedge! which was really funny even though it was a kids movie. on friday after school i went bowling with rena and went to her house. we also had chinese food. then after my "party" i wad home eating and i wanted to eat up stairs like always and my dad (being a control freak)decided over erin that we can't eat up stairs and i told katie and he yells "why did you tell katie that? i don't want you up here while i fix something you broke!" what an asshole!!! o fucking hate him soooooooooo much! i need and want to get out of there! well i don't know what to write now so i will write tommorow at school! byes!


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